Subject: Spanish Computers
July 14, 2007 by Wendy - Navy Wife Radio
Filed under Humor
A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. “House” for instance, is feminine: “la casa.” “Pencil,”however, is masculine: “el lapiz..” A student asked, “What gender is ‘computer’?” Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and [...]
A Few Quotes from Jack Bauer
June 10, 2007 by Wendy - Navy Wife Radio
Filed under Humor
1. I have killed two people since midnight. I haven’t slept in over 24 hours. So maybe you should be a little more afraid of me than you are now. 2. The only reason that you’re conscious right now is because I don’t want to carry you. 3. You probably don’t think that I can [...]
24 Reasons to Love Jack Bauer
June 5, 2007 by Wendy - Navy Wife Radio
Filed under Humor
From over at The Life and Times of a Butterfly Wife 1. In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What have you done with your life? 2. There have been no terrorist attacks in United States since Jack Bauer has appeared on television. 3. Jack Bauer teaches [...]
Well, I never knew that !!!!
May 18, 2007 by Wendy - Navy Wife Radio
Filed under A Day in the Life, Humor
In the 1400′s a law was set forth that a man was not allowed to beat his wife with a stick thicker than his thumb. Hence we have “the rule of thumb”. Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled “Gentlemen Only…Ladies Forbidden”…and thus the word GOLF entered into the [...]
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